Holy Smoke by Cam Jace Storykiller

Holy Smoke

Copyright©by Cameron Jace 2019

      Though this is an urban fantasy similar of Jim Butcher, Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs & Sandman Slim, it is based on real location and factual events I researched in my travels. Below is an authentic map of where the unfolding events take place. A forgotten place in Europe called the Fairy Tale Road. I will be publishing a chapter a day. You're welcome to sign up for the mailing list, in case you need a daily reminder or have chapters sent to your email. I hope you enjoy it.

Cam Jace, a storykiller

sto·​ry·​kill·​er | \ ˈstȯr-ē-ˌˈki-lər \ noun: one who kills historical lies and retells them in the truest story possible, also an alter ego for a dude named Cam Jace

PROLOGUE

My name is Carter Chrysalis Cocoon Pillar. I'm a mean motherfucker with a PhD in the origins of fairytales. I love my hookah and I don't like you.

Thank you very much.

You see, to me the human race is an evil — stupid — species who somehow cheated their way to the top of the food chain. Why not when they possessed the audacity to exterminate those who revolted, proposed different races or opinions, or weren’t exactly in the now.

Neanderthals anyone?

Human beings, those biological mortal parasites with assess as red as monkeys, always think they’re special, chosen or superior. Life is always about them first, the universe and other species last.
They have convinced you of an eternal war between good vs evil, in which they are, of course, the goody goodies.

Ever noticed Good vs Evil is Goød vs Devil?

Subliminal mastery, isn't it?

Well, there is a war, not between good vs evil, but fact and fiction. A war between the exact unfolding of events describing past occurrences in times none of us witnessed vs what humans call history.

His-Story?

Who is ‘his'?

Whoever he is, it’s his fictional version of the story, not the facts.

But aren’t you human, Carter Pillar, you ask?

I better answer this along the story I’m about to tell. A story that may sound fantastical and over-the-top but is based on real, factual, documented locations and incidents you have never heard of.

Don't say I didn't warn you: if you don’t have an open mind for utter madness, or are easily offended, or consider explicit language… well explicit, go back to your his-story books.

Let the fun begin…

It was not nice to meet you,

PhD Carter Chrysalis Cocoon Pillar.

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